Counsel:  Did you see any feces on the ground?

Witness:  I didn't see any -- I didn't see any fishes.

Counsel:  Not fishes, feces.

Witness:  Little frogs.  No I didn't see any.

Counsel:  When you don't pass water, when you do number two.

Witness:  I don't understand.

Counsel:  Okay.  Pardon me, ladies and gentlemen.  Did he take a shit?  Did you see any of that?

Witness:  I didn't see that, no.

Counsel:  Did you smell it?

Witness:  Why should I go and smell his shit?